Not every day was created equal.
While things go according to plan on some days, others develop into 24-hour agonizing benders that make you wonder why you even bothered to get out of bed.
It doesn’t matter if you blame it on bad luck, your daily horoscope, Mercury in retrograde, incantations, karma, or anything else; disasters and failures happen.
Consider them mandatory reality checks that remind us that we are only human beings with little to no control over what is going on in the world.
But, philosophical differences aside, if we can’t alter anything, we can at least joke about it.
We has produced this list of folks who are having a worse day than you so that you can feel a little better today until your fail day arrives, and when you’re done with this post, check out our past failure features here, here, and here.
After A Grueling Day At Work Without Food Where I Had To Wait 4 Hours For A Sample To Arrive Which Got Canceled, I Come Home At 7PM To Find All My Stuff In Garbage Bags
My Friend’s Apartment Got Shot Up At 2AM By A Random Hoodlum
In NSW Australia This Poor Woman’s House Burnt Down In A Flood
The Only Path Back To My Room Blocked By Cute But Incredibly Angry Sea Lions
Welp, I Almost Fell Into A Sinkhole Under My Porch. I Caught Myself On The Edge Of The Hole, From My Chest Down Was Just Dangling Beneath Me
Why Is My Watch Stopped? Oh
Paramedics Be Like. Nope
Someone Broke Into My Car To Steal 10 Dollars Worth Of Candy And Toys I Bought To Give To My 4-Year-Old Students
Moved To Australia And Was Warned About The Snakes And Spiders. I Give You A Single Ant Bite
Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn’t Show
My Essay Got A 0 Because The Person Thought I Copied From The Internet. Turns Out It Was My Own Post Which I Posted Some Hours Later
Just Baked This Cake And Ate One Piece, Came Back And The Dog Licked The Icing Off As Far As She Could Reach
“Time To Go To Bed. What Are Those Dots On My Wall? Oh. Oh No”
Bought A PS5 For My Son’s Birthday. Someone At UPS Swapped It Out With A Rock
When The Road Wants To Finish You
I Don’t Paint Often, So I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Remembering To Wear Gloves This Time
Someone Left Their Bike Under The Wrong Tree
I Was Babysitting My Cousin While Her Dad Was Away On Business. He Told Me Dinner Is In The Freezer. Yum, Battery And Broccoli. Just Like Mom Used To Make
Had An Air Purifier Running For Over A Year With The Filter Covered In Plastic The Whole Time
Was Getting Ready For Bed, Walked Into My Bedroom To This
Neighbor Just Got A Supra A Few Weeks Ago
Japan’s “Killing Stone” Breaks In Half After 1,000 Years. Legend Has It That The Demonic Spirit Trapped Inside Is Now Free To Wreak Havoc On The Land
Consequences Of Working In A -10°C Lab Where I Have To Wash My Hands 40 Times A Day
Was Wondering How The Dog’s Water Bowl Kept Getting Refilled… Welp
Drove Three Hours To Go To The Grand Canyon
My Puppy Ate My Passport
I’m A High School Teacher And My Apartment Window Just Got Egged. I Thought They Liked Me
I’ve Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them
What It Looks Like To Win A Standard Weekend Day
The Wind Took The C Away
Our Smoke Alarm Caught On First In The Middle Of The Night
Was Washing A (Very Sharp) Greasy Piping Tip At Work. Slipped Right Onto My Finger Before I Could Stop It