Parents share the hilarious and absurd reasons why their kids had a fit

 

It is safe to say that kids don’t cry for the same reasons that adults do. While some reasons might be the same, I never met a mentally healthy individual who cried because he couldn’t swim in the sea while it’s 6 degrees out. Or because he couldn’t say goodbye to his own poop, or because he could not climb on the bus – that is on tv…

Yeah, kids cry for weird reasons. Most of the time, they are even cute, when they are really weird, I mean. And they can really go from 0-100 in a drop of a dime. So here is a list, of parents sharing the hilariously absurd reasons their kids started crying.

Feel free to share your own experiences or what you think about our entries. Cheers.

#1

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

#2

Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

#3

She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

#4

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

#5

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

#6

He Finished His Cheese Stick And Asked For More, So When I Opened Another One He Flipped Out Because It Wasn’t A New One He Wanted. He Wanted His Old One Back That He Already Ate

rageagainsttheminivan

#7

He Does Not Want Me To Take His “Sticker” Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

assholeparent_

#8

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

rageagainsttheminivan

#9

The Face Of Someone Who’s Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

ohthatmomglow

#10

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast….

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

assholeparent

#11

The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can’t Bring Them Back

The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

momlovesmickey

#12

He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

assholeparent

#13

I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

rageagainsttheminivan

#14

I Told Her She Couldn’t Go Inside The Dishwasher

I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

assholeparent_

#15

I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat

I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat

jgeiger270

#16

He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

rageagainsttheminivan

#17

Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

rageagainsttheminivan

#18

Won’t Let Her Throw Books At My Face

Won't Let Her Throw Books At My Face

rageagainsttheminivan

#19

Because She Doesn’t Have “More Toes” To Paint

Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

rageagainsttheminivan

#20

Sean Said The Word…green

Sean Said The Word...green

rageagainsttheminivan

#21

He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

carlo_amacio

#22

I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I’m A Monster

I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I'm A Monster

momlovesmickey

#23

I Won’t Let Him Eat The Cat’s Food

I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

assholeparent_

#24

All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

assholeparent

#25

Daddy Touched My Balloon

Daddy Touched My Balloon

_yiling_feng_

#26

I Didn’t Let Her Run Into The Road

I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

assholeparent

#27

Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

rageagainsttheminivan

#28

I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

missyjo3

#29

Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

eiseljen

#30

Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

rageagainsttheminivan

#31

He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

rageagainsttheminivan

#32

She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

katiel218

#33

I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker

I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker

rageagainsttheminivan

#34

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

lauren_hovekamp

#35

Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

rageagainsttheminivan

#36

She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

rageagainsttheminivan

#37

Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

vickywithawhy

#38

I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

rageagainsttheminivan

#39

She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

rageagainsttheminivan

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