Parents share the hilarious and absurd reasons why their kids had a fit
It is safe to say that kids don’t cry for the same reasons that adults do. While some reasons might be the same, I never met a mentally healthy individual who cried because he couldn’t swim in the sea while it’s 6 degrees out. Or because he couldn’t say goodbye to his own poop, or because he could not climb on the bus – that is on tv…
Yeah, kids cry for weird reasons. Most of the time, they are even cute, when they are really weird, I mean. And they can really go from 0-100 in a drop of a dime. So here is a list, of parents sharing the hilariously absurd reasons their kids started crying.
Feel free to share your own experiences or what you think about our entries. Cheers.
The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden
Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It
She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner
We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees
He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV
He Finished His Cheese Stick And Asked For More, So When I Opened Another One He Flipped Out Because It Wasn’t A New One He Wanted. He Wanted His Old One Back That He Already Ate
He Does Not Want Me To Take His “Sticker” Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!
I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up
The Face Of Someone Who’s Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands
I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast….
The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can’t Bring Them Back
He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack
I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend
I Told Her She Couldn’t Go Inside The Dishwasher
I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat
He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined
Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors
Won’t Let Her Throw Books At My Face
Because She Doesn’t Have “More Toes” To Paint
Sean Said The Word…green
He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.
I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I’m A Monster
I Won’t Let Him Eat The Cat’s Food
All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.
Daddy Touched My Balloon
I Didn’t Let Her Run Into The Road
Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath
I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash
Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?
Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted
He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose
She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”
I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker
I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink
Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb
She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!
Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!
I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die