Parents share the hilarious and absurd reasons why their kids had a fit
It is safe to say that kids don’t cry for the same reasons that adults do. While some reasons might be the same, I never met a mentally healthy individual who cried because he couldn’t swim in the sea while it’s 6 degrees out. Or because he couldn’t say goodbye to his own poop, or because he could not climb on the bus – that is on tv…
Yeah, kids cry for weird reasons. Most of the time, they are even cute, when they are really weird, I mean. And they can really go from 0-100 in a drop of a dime. So here is a list, of parents sharing the hilariously absurd reasons their kids started crying.
Feel free to share your own experiences or what you think about our entries. Cheers.
#1
The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden
#2
Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It
#3
She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner
#4
We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees
#5
He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV
#6
He Finished His Cheese Stick And Asked For More, So When I Opened Another One He Flipped Out Because It Wasn’t A New One He Wanted. He Wanted His Old One Back That He Already Ate
rageagainsttheminivan
#7
He Does Not Want Me To Take His “Sticker” Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!
assholeparent_
#8
I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up
rageagainsttheminivan
#9
The Face Of Someone Who’s Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands
ohthatmomglow
#10
I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast….
assholeparent
#11
The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can’t Bring Them Back
momlovesmickey
#12
He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack
assholeparent
#13
I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend
rageagainsttheminivan
#14
I Told Her She Couldn’t Go Inside The Dishwasher
assholeparent_
#15
I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat
jgeiger270
#16
He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined
rageagainsttheminivan
#17
Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors
rageagainsttheminivan
#18
Won’t Let Her Throw Books At My Face
rageagainsttheminivan
#19
Because She Doesn’t Have “More Toes” To Paint
rageagainsttheminivan
#20
Sean Said The Word…green
rageagainsttheminivan
#21
He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.
carlo_amacio
#22
I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I’m A Monster
momlovesmickey
#23
I Won’t Let Him Eat The Cat’s Food
assholeparent_
#24
All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.
assholeparent
#25
Daddy Touched My Balloon
_yiling_feng_
#26
I Didn’t Let Her Run Into The Road
assholeparent
#27
Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath
rageagainsttheminivan
#28
I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash
missyjo3
#29
Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?
eiseljen
#30
Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted
rageagainsttheminivan
#31
He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose
rageagainsttheminivan
#32
She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”
katiel218
#33
I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker
rageagainsttheminivan
#34
I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink
lauren_hovekamp
#35
Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb
rageagainsttheminivan
#36
She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!
rageagainsttheminivan
#37
Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!
vickywithawhy
#38
I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die
rageagainsttheminivan
#39
She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s
