Clif Dickens’ 35 Honest Brand Slogans

Companies spend millions upon millions of dollars every year promoting their brands, and obviously they’re always trying to portray their products in the best light possible. But what may be best for their sales may not also always be the most truthful advertising. Noticing this, Clif Dickens started this humorous series of honest company slogans, in which he lampoons companies we all know and probably most of us have been customers of at one point or another. Some of these may hit close to home, some perhaps not, but all are absolutely funny . 

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#1 Jansport

#2 Sprite

#3 Garmin

#4 Trader Joe’s

#5 Volkswagen Beetle

#6 Purell

#7 Lululemon

#8 Yelp

#9 The Sims

#10 Visine

#11 Marks-a-Lot

#12 Hollister

#13 Ikea

#14 Monopoly

#15 Maybelline

#16 Lays

#17 Netflix

#18 Bic

#19 Lego

#20 Wikipedia

#21 Candy Crush

#22 Starbucks

#23 iTunes

#24 Gillette

#25 WebMD

#26 Activia

#27 Victoria’s Secret

#28 Urban Outfitters

#29 Froot Loops

#30 Twister

#31 Old Spice

#32 Slinky

#33 Perrier

#34 Under Armour

#35 Crayola

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