In the series of absurd Facebook events we’ve been invited to, this one definitely takes the throne. Apparently, for the 20somethings of the 2010s, dildos are what coke was in the 1990s.
This time they are not competing against some of your best lovers, but they’re fighting against gun control(!), as students of the University of Texas plan to protest against guns, by strapping -pun intended, sex toys to their backpacks. As they write on the event’s Facebook page created by Jessica Jin, “the State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.”
The protest is scheduled for August 24th, 2016, the day that the law goes into effect and it has already more than 3,000 people that plan on attending it, while more than 15,000 people have been invited.
“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”